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Monday, April 9, 2007
omgosh. i have trained the hamster to run so fast. the way? by scaring it ahhahaha. i am evil. as when i try to pat it, it runs so fast, it is so fit now. i have asked advice from many people such as my dad and he says that there are many factors that contribute to the hamster winning.
1) you must change the routine of the hamster. this is done by covering the cage in the day so that it would think it is night time and so thus on the day it'll be full of energy and be able to run fast, beating all the rest.

2) i have decided to starve the hamster like of course not till it dies. and i shall reward it with food everytime it runs. this benefits it both ways at then it would lose weight as well as at the same time learn that when it runs, it'll get food. so on the day ahahahhaah, it will run so fast, thinking that it'll get a lot of food.

Crazy Freddy's still winning/ 6:38 PM

Saturday, April 7, 2007
sigh i'm so scared for the hamster.
it's soo poorrr thing! and you know what the freaky part is? charlene and her sister don't even care. NONONONO. they don't care. hello like who doesn't change the hay in the cage for 1 month? when just 1 week and i see all these shit pallets.
sigh i really hope the hamster doesn't duy, cute little crazy freddy. actually how can a girl be named crazy freedddyy. it should be named like cutie bunny ahhahahahaha. anways you know how i know it's a girl? cos' it keeps turning over to scratch like a human and i saw the i dunno what it's called. well it does look like a human's sexual organs. welll whatever.

omgosh yesterday the hmaster and i were getting along so well. plus my little bro. i'm so scared to pat the hamster so up till now i still wear gloves to "try" to pat it. well anyway it isn't really effective in taking away my fear. cos' everytime the hamster jumps, i also jump. probably by the time i like give bushy back the cage it'll be in pieces as i've already knocked it out of shape countless times. as when i jump by hand bangs teh whole cage and pieces go flying around EVERYWHERE. literally. and i would jump again cos' when the cage lands on teh floor, it makes a loud crash.

anyways, i've made some progresss in my training as yesterday, the hamster allowed me to pat it. in fact, it loves to sleep everytime i pat eh is that how to spell pat. anways, yah, everytime i pat it, it'll fall asleep. and then it'll just become a blob of fur, which is why bushy's blog name is called that. and then it'll run and then everytime i use my finger to touch its head, it'll like slow down, lie down, close its eyes and allow me to pat it. AWWWWWW so cute!

anyways, i hope this hamster does not leave this world so soon. i find the cage just totally filthy and now i think some of the mites if it has has like jumped on me. i feel them crawling in my hair, on my arms. this hamster has really stressed me tons, imagine if i get like mites because of it. and then i scratch and scratch like a hamster in school. ms. tan will totally be to blame. but i'm glad we had this project ahhaa.

tomorrow i'm goign to jb and maybe i'll get some hay to clean the cage so then the hamster will be comfy and happy and not so itchy. i just found out that hamsters with itchy skin should see a doc. and somemore this hamster is 2 years old! i hope the eyes don't start bulging out and it teeth start growing until it becomes a monster. MONStEERRR. i read that on the internet that old hamsters get like huge eyes and all teh nasty symptoms i hope i never see.

well till then i shall just hope and pray that the hamster does not die.
goodnight. look at the time 136 AM for your information.

Freddy, i was going to like sleep but all because of you, i've been so worried, you've even caused charlene to take her bath at 130 because she was trying to comfort me. although most of the time she was laughing AT me. you sooo better be grateful.

Crazy Freddy's still winning/ 10:21 AM

Wednesday, April 4, 2007
today i met bushy's hamster. i looked it at it and it loooked at me.
it is so freaky. i don't dare touch it.
HELPPP me SAVVVEEE me from this savage sunflower eatting MONSTER

Crazy Freddy's still winning/ 9:16 PM

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this blog is about CRAZY FREDDY - just about the coolest hamster to walk the planet, now he's about to dominate the H1 race circuit with the help of the dedicated team behind him! the BLOG QUEEN liz, TRAINER steph, DESIGNERS sarah and jessica, and PUBLICISER char. :D outfitted by our very own home-grown designers, he's surely the coolest hamster. go crazy over him! trust me, he's the best!
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crazy freddy loves sunflower seeds, the little hamster food (no cheap brands for him, please!) and absolutely adores little naps in his food bowl after his frenetic training sessions on the wheel. :D

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Crazy Freddy's incredible mother who trained him to be an amazing racer even with 12 other children. Crazy Freddy is like the MOZART of the racing circuit, the pitter-patter of his feet when he runs is music to our ears!

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April 2007